If you think you know Apache Incubator and its role in ASF -- think again! All the projects in the foundation are constantly evolving and Apache Incubator is no exception. Up until recently, It used to be the only gateway into the ASF family for new projects. While it is still predominantly the case, the emergence of pTLPs and fundamental rethinking of the mentorship approach makes it the most exciting time for new projects to come to the foundation. This presentation will cover the old school Incubator polices and will point out how they are changing and what new alternatives are now available for podling communities. It will also focus on areas where we are still experimenting with the process, how it relates to the ASF board of directors and how you can help speed things up. Finally, a few battle stories will be shared and wounds put on display. This outgoing Chair has a few to show.